Overheard Conversation

Ah...students are amusing...It's really amazing the kinds of things you overhear as a teacher. My students are getting ready to wrap up the year, so they're doing review packets. During this process, they get to work in groups, and some of the conversations they have...well, they're just ridiculous.

"It's my FINGER!!"-spoken by one student who coated her hand with glue and then peeled it off.

"You're a dirty girl!"-spoken by same student in reference to another student.

"It's my SPERM!"-spoken by a student in reference to a piece of plastic that they fashioned into a sort of fish-like shape...which was then stuck into the aforementioned bottle of glue, carried around the classroom, etc.